Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Sanctimonious Sanford

Another GOP sled puller for the sanctity of marriage literally and figuratively goes down. At least it was with a woman (for a change). I wonder whether after he met her, he became virulently anti-immigration, which, of course, would figure.

The really galling thing is his insistence that he counseled her to end the separation with her husband and return to him, before starting out on an intercontinental affair, later flying down there on trumped up business to F her (aka "consoling"). Something, apparently, his actual wife was aware of, at least starting this year, but which did not stop him.

Of course, I would care nothing about this at all, until Lewinsky came along, and all the phony proselytizing on marriage, abortion and family values. (See, e.g., Strom Thurmond, Larry Craig, Newt Gingrich, et al al al al al al al).

I saw somewhere that Sanford was unceremoniously dropped from the roster of speakers at the upcoming "Value Voters Summit," which features the likes of other hypocrites Gary Bauer, Glenn Beck, John Boehner, Bill O'Reilly, Phyllis Schafly (!), Rush Limbaugh, and Sarah Palin, not to mention Kirk Cameron, Steven (yes, Steven) Baldwin and Sarah Prejean. An all-star line up from hell.

And F Palin for her own sanctimonious insulting at the hands of Letterman. She dragged her family into the whole deal with her (hypocritical) family values and anti-sex education stance, then trots out a pregnant, underage, (and still) unmarried daughter and a retarded kid who she said she considered aborting before deciding for life instead.

But the height of her ludicrousness (?)(so far), has to be her post-Turkey pardoning interview at a Wasilla turkey farm, just before Thanksgiving, as the farmer stuffs live turkey after live turkey into a upside down cone/decapitator, complete with blood-letting trough underneath. This shows just how stupid she is. But, if you could possibly make it any worse, this also means she's got a bunch of stupid handlers around her who didn't put a stop to this. I mean anywhere but that particular ten foot stretch of ground on an ENTIRE FARM would have sufficed, but no they decide to stage in front of the bloodletting, complete with death-throes-kicking by the turkeys, and oddball staring at the camera by the butcher.

Stupid candidate + stupid handlers = next president of the US. Good times.



1 comment:

  1. Although the USA gave Nixon a second chance, I don't see how this woman can do it. She's a dope and a majority of women hate her. Besides the GOP 35% base of men, I don't know what else her appeal is. Besides the GOP would like you to think that the Democrat men are all gay, so that really limits her appeal. Honestly, she isn't that far from looking like a transvestite, so maybe that's the plan? She's a train wreck and the media have latched onto her like a leech and will suck her dry like Lohangelina or whatever their name is.

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