Showing posts with label dumb america. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dumb america. Show all posts

Saturday, May 9, 2009

more commercials...

the stupid domino's pasta in a bread bowl, with ceramic bowls personified as worried bowls.

I was doing a little research on health insurance companies. A large number of them, despite being large companies are still privately held. Does that strike you as odd?

The most notorious of the health insurance companies is Wellpoint. The CEO? That bitch donates a shitload of money to Republicans.

I think we should consider American's dedication to crappy corporate beer similar to America's devotion to the Republican party. Sure there's better beers that will better represent what America values you supposedly support, but instead, I'm going to let the TV do my thinking for me.

So, you know what middle america? fuck you. I hope you all die soon. You are idiots. You devote yourself to crappy beer, because the tv tells you to. it's fucking beer. can't you even make up your own mind with beer? Isn't it american to like beer? do you really like it? or are you simply a robot that is controlled by marketing cocksuckers?

Commercials...

ugh. yes. the most interesting man in the world...first it is stylistically ripped off of wes anderson (royal tenenbaums, etc.) and secondly it is dos equis.

beer advocate

re: beer, I may be a snob, but I don't understand why dumb america continues to buy corporate foreign beer, when they can easily buy some local micro brew which will support their own local economy and taste better.

No, I'm going to instead, talk shit about burning the flag and drink my inbev bud and SABmiller crap. Wake up dummies, I mean americans!

how about the drinkability commercials? no thanks.

the only commercial I like is the self promo one that versus does with the ringing guitar soundtrack.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

thoughts...

I like the blank screen. Sometimes I don't understand business. I don't see how there's more money in a blank screen than if perhaps, they just turned the switch, sent the feed to the LA basin and maybe sold a few commercials.

I have to admit, I'm a little torn about who I'm rooting for in the Detroit v. Anaheim series. Both teams play hockey the right way: intelligently. Mostly, I just want them to trade wins back and forth and a 7th game. It's hard for me not to think that if the Flyers were playing either team that they wouldn't be swept.